I couldn't make this sh!t up!

So today they tried to make Mummy make a forced error...but like Serena (after whom my sister was named) Mummy lept across to the other side of the court, and - WHAM - smashed that b!tch hard on the other side of the net.

Mummy made that flight despite the boss' best efforts, after high-tailing it back to Ellenbrook to drop Stinky off with the old crew. 

How much of a psychopath do you have to be to use a dog as a pawn--using Stinky to make Mummy miss her flight, not be able to make it to work tomorrow, thus giving the boss a -however brazenly manufactured - reason to fire her.

I'm going to drop the word "lawyer" into a couple of sentences tomorrow and see what happens. Everybody knows the 2nd most popular sport in America is filing lawsuits. Might as well embrace the stereotype.